“Beep.”
April 17th, 2009
“Teacher, what plane are you in?”
April 16th, 2009
“Swelling with awesomeness.”
April 14th, 2009
“Love is in the air.”
April 10th, 2009
“What did the priest say to his garden? “Lettuce Spray.””
April 4th, 2009
“Now, rinse.”
April 3rd, 2009
“Angles We Have Heard on High”
April 2nd, 2009
“Stations of the Fence”
March 28th, 2009
“Boom goes the dynamite.”
March 27th, 2009
“No, Billy: FAST hands. Fast hands.”
March 26th, 2009
“No Deduction Left Behind”
March 25th, 2009
“Goodnight, Moon.”
March 24th, 2009
“Social Studies is hard.”
March 23rd, 2009
“Not wooden bullets.”
March 22nd, 2009
“Minority reported”
March 18th, 2009
“From the mouths of babes”
March 17th, 2009
“Who needs ice cream?”
March 16th, 2009
“Emissions test”
March 15th, 2009
(“Choose Your Own” is an opportunity to write your own caption, since you’re quite clever. Check back later to read other readers’ attempts.)
“Choose Your Own #25”
March 14th, 2009
“Sids your duds”
March 13th, 2009
Announcement: 55% of Treatloaf readers are experiencing hair loss.
The question now is: do they make themselves laugh every day?
“Omninomnom”
March 12th, 2009
“Size Matters”
March 11th, 2009
“A Null Retention”
March 10th, 2009
“Bus Medicine”
March 9th, 2009
In honor of 544 days of Treatloaf, here are the first of the first. The worst of the wurst. The burst of the thirst. (Treatloaf is part of a balanced breakfast.)
“The originals.”
March 6th, 2009
“Apple of my shirt”
March 5th, 2009
“Self Consciousness”
March 3rd, 2009
“Evolution of a fruit.”
March 2nd, 2009
“You remind me of the babe.”
March 1st, 2009
“It does this whenever it’s told.”
February 28th, 2009
“I’m not evening listening.”
February 27th, 2009
“United Shanks of America”
February 26th, 2009
Winning by a narrow margin, Treatloaf readers prefer the original Kraft® Macaroni & Cheese Dinner over all other macaroni dinners. Annie’s came in a close second. Better next luck time, Annie.
“Or, “Large piece of weaponry.””
February 25th, 2009
“Last one to the top is a rotten piece of Lembas!”
February 22nd, 2009
“No pain, no central nervous system”
February 21st, 2009
“Hot.”
February 20th, 2009
“Choose Your Own #24”
February 19th, 2009
“It’s hip to be square.”
February 18th, 2009
“Rather pointedly”
February 17th, 2009
“Something smells like burning”
February 14th, 2009
“Candy Mountain Shuttle”
February 13th, 2009
“A quiet moment with the animals.”
February 6th, 2009
“Fast track to deliciousness.”
February 5th, 2009
“Don’t say a word. (It’s delicious.)”
February 4th, 2009
4 out of 10 Treatloaf readers don’t Twitter.
3 out of 10 do.
(The remaining 3 think I’m a twit for asking.)
“X marks the deliciousness.”
February 3rd, 2009
“Or maybe water polo…”
February 1st, 2009
“Baby back ribs”
January 31st, 2009
“Choose Your Own #23”
January 30th, 2009
“We all know the moon is not made of green cheese…”
January 29th, 2009
Sorry to deprive you of Treatloaves the past several days. I’ve been busy trying to figure out how to convert Twitters into Tweeters. Twick or Tweet.
“Fun for the whole family”
January 28th, 2009
“Fruit of the Goon”
January 25th, 2009
“The Power to Surprise You That We’re Still Making Cars”
January 24th, 2009
“Crunchy Muffins”
January 23rd, 2009
“It’s not sexist: it’s vintage.”
January 21st, 2009
“Beecause You Haven’t Had Enough Puns Today”
January 20th, 2009
“Of the Coupage”
January 19th, 2009
It’s a two-for-one special today, since you didn’t get your fix yesterday. Oh, and Treatloaf readers really, really, really want to go to Uranus. Like the other gas planets, Uranus has bands of clouds that blow around rapidly. But they are extremely faint, visible only with radical image enhancement of the Voyager 2 pictures (right). Recent observations with HST (left) show larger and more pronounced streaks. Further HST observations show even more activity. Uranus is no longer the bland boring planet that Voyager saw! It now seems clear that the differences are due to seasonal effects since the Sun is now at a lower Uranian latitude which may cause more pronounced day/night weather effects. By 2007 the Sun will be directly over Uranus’s equator.
“Meat Battery”
January 19th, 2009
“Off the heezy (with cheezy)”
January 16th, 2009
“Choose Your Own #22”
January 15th, 2009
“Represent”
January 14th, 2009
“and the royal raisins, too!”
January 13th, 2009
“Smooth passage”
January 12th, 2009
“Silence of the lambs”
January 11th, 2009
“Dropped signal”
January 10th, 2009
“Handsome o’clock”
January 9th, 2009
“Attack of the Cacophony”
January 8th, 2009
“Pop!”
January 7th, 2009
“Discipleship”
January 6th, 2009
“It’s on.”
January 5th, 2009
“Things are looking up”
January 4th, 2009
“Magic ceviche”
January 3rd, 2009
“Great for sandwiches on the run”
January 2nd, 2009
“I prefer cornrows”
January 1st, 2009
“Little Golden Birdhouse in Your Soul”
December 31st, 2008
“Clearly beloved”
December 30th, 2008
“How may I assist your doom?”
December 29th, 2008
“FFFF00”
December 28th, 2008
“He’s unstoppable.”
December 27th, 2008
“Neosporin? Neos-boring!”
December 26th, 2008
“Love Your Kitty As Yourself”
December 25th, 2008
“Bring them some figgy pudding.”
December 24th, 2008
The masses have voted the Möbius and Capgras syndromes to be equal awful. Thus, we can conclude that the ultimate disaster scenario would be to believe that your significant other has been replaced by an identical imposter who has a paralyzed face.
“Outmaneuvered”
December 23rd, 2008
“Call Me Israel”
December 21st, 2008
“Classic Jason”
December 20th, 2008
“Preferred Care Provider”
December 19th, 2008
“Pizzaface”
December 18th, 2008
“Universal Signs of Generosity”
December 17th, 2008
“Sharp Cheddar”
December 16th, 2008
“Muscle Tension”
December 15th, 2008
“Then, dude got PLASTERED!”
December 14th, 2008
“Choose Your Own #21”
December 13th, 2008
“Brought to you by Tasty Wheat®”
December 12th, 2008
“This one’s off the clock.”
December 11th, 2008
“And what a shelf it was…”
December 10th, 2008
“Heedles in the Naystack”
December 9th, 2008
“The few. The proud.”
December 8th, 2008
“I own an island…”
December 7th, 2008
“10¢ Coconut”
December 6th, 2008
“What happens in Jersey, stays in Jersey.”
December 5th, 2008
“Two batters, both alike in dignity.”
December 4th, 2008