hornswaggler

“Beep.”
April 17th, 2009

goodmorningclass

“Teacher, what plane are you in?”
April 16th, 2009

thiswaytoawesome1

“Swelling with awesomeness.”
April 14th, 2009

Love Bubbles

“Love is in the air.”
April 10th, 2009

cathy-sandwich

“What did the priest say to his garden? “Lettuce Spray.””
April 4th, 2009

spitooine

“Now, rinse.”
April 3rd, 2009

angles-we-have-heard-on-high

“Angles We Have Heard on High”
April 2nd, 2009

stations

“Stations of the Fence”
March 28th, 2009

boomgoesthedynamite

“Boom goes the dynamite.”
March 27th, 2009

fathands

“No, Billy: FAST hands. Fast hands.”
March 26th, 2009

mothersdrat

“No Deduction Left Behind”
March 25th, 2009

moonshine

“Goodnight, Moon.”
March 24th, 2009

burntheashes

“Social Studies is hard.”
March 23rd, 2009

forage

“Not wooden bullets.”
March 22nd, 2009

iseeblackpeople

“Minority reported”
March 18th, 2009

hoveringorbs

“From the mouths of babes”
March 17th, 2009

licked

“Who needs ice cream?”
March 16th, 2009

european

“Emissions test”
March 15th, 2009

chooseyourown2485333

(“Choose Your Own” is an opportunity to write your own caption, since you’re quite clever. Check back later to read other readers’ attempts.)

“Choose Your Own #25”
March 14th, 2009

sids

“Sids your duds”
March 13th, 2009

omniawesome

Announcement: 55% of Treatloaf readers are experiencing hair loss.
The question now is: do they make themselves laugh every day?

“Omninomnom”
March 12th, 2009

i-want-waffles

“Size Matters”
March 11th, 2009

pfffffttt

“A Null Retention”
March 10th, 2009

bus

“Bus Medicine”
March 9th, 2009

In honor of 544 days of Treatloaf, here are the first of the first. The worst of the wurst. The burst of the thirst. (Treatloaf is part of a balanced breakfast.)

or_elroy-keller

or_party-everywhere

or_fight-me

or_snakebite

“The originals.”
March 6th, 2009

applefragrance

“Apple of my shirt”
March 5th, 2009

bloody

“Self Consciousness”
March 3rd, 2009

applicious

“Evolution of a fruit.”
March 2nd, 2009

quagmire-of-everlasting-odor

“You remind me of the babe.”
March 1st, 2009

silence-of-the-sheep

“It does this whenever it’s told.”
February 28th, 2009

i-cant-hear-you

“I’m not evening listening.”
February 27th, 2009

shank

“United Shanks of America”
February 26th, 2009

epic-flail

Winning by a narrow margin, Treatloaf readers prefer the original Kraft® Macaroni & Cheese Dinner over all other macaroni dinners. Annie’s came in a close second. Better next luck time, Annie.

“Or, “Large piece of weaponry.””
February 25th, 2009

nazgul

“Last one to the top is a rotten piece of Lembas!”
February 22nd, 2009

davy

“No pain, no central nervous system”
February 21st, 2009

chicks

“Hot.”
February 20th, 2009

chooseyourown

“Choose Your Own #24”
February 19th, 2009

obtuse

“It’s hip to be square.”
February 18th, 2009

template

“Rather pointedly”
February 17th, 2009

loveisintheair

“Something smells like burning”
February 14th, 2009

candymountain

“Candy Mountain Shuttle”
February 13th, 2009

grasshopper

“A quiet moment with the animals.”
February 6th, 2009

deliciousness3

“Fast track to deliciousness.”
February 5th, 2009

deliciousness2

“Don’t say a word. (It’s delicious.)”
February 4th, 2009

deliciousness

4 out of 10 Treatloaf readers don’t Twitter.
3 out of 10 do.
(The remaining 3 think I’m a twit for asking.)

“X marks the deliciousness.”
February 3rd, 2009

wwjd

“Or maybe water polo…”
February 1st, 2009

pounder

“Baby back ribs”
January 31st, 2009

createyourown

“Choose Your Own #23”
January 30th, 2009

becausethemoonisnotmadeofspareribs

“We all know the moon is not made of green cheese…”
January 29th, 2009

itsstillhurting

Sorry to deprive you of Treatloaves the past several days. I’ve been busy trying to figure out how to convert Twitters into Tweeters. Twick or Tweet.

babyfallingfromthethirteenthlayerofhell

“Fun for the whole family”
January 28th, 2009

claudius-fruit

“Fruit of the Goon”
January 25th, 2009

kia1

“The Power to Surprise You That We’re Still Making Cars”
January 24th, 2009

reggi

“Crunchy Muffins”
January 23rd, 2009

smaskmybi-up

“It’s not sexist: it’s vintage.”
January 21st, 2009

beehind

“Beecause You Haven’t Had Enough Puns Today”
January 20th, 2009

decoupage

“Of the Coupage”
January 19th, 2009

corndog

It’s a two-for-one special today, since you didn’t get your fix yesterday. Oh, and Treatloaf readers really, really, really want to go to Uranus. Like the other gas planets, Uranus has bands of clouds that blow around  rapidly. But they are extremely faint, visible only with radical image enhancement of the Voyager 2 pictures (right). Recent observations with HST (left) show larger and more pronounced streaks. Further HST observations show even more activity. Uranus is no longer the bland boring planet that Voyager saw! It now seems clear that the differences are due to seasonal effects since the Sun is now at a lower Uranian latitude which may cause more pronounced day/night weather effects. By 2007 the Sun will be directly over Uranus’s equator.

“Meat Battery”
January 19th, 2009

grill

“Off the heezy (with cheezy)”
January 16th, 2009

chooseyourown1235858

“Choose Your Own #22”
January 15th, 2009

taxation

“Represent”
January 14th, 2009

royaloatmeal

“and the royal raisins, too!”
January 13th, 2009

passgas

“Smooth passage”
January 12th, 2009

packaging

“Silence of the lambs”
January 11th, 2009

offacliff

“Dropped signal”
January 10th, 2009

littlehand

“Handsome o’clock”
January 9th, 2009

kissfm

“Attack of the Cacophony”
January 8th, 2009

judypus

“Pop!”
January 7th, 2009

eastertake1

“Discipleship”
January 6th, 2009

donkeykong1

“It’s on.”
January 5th, 2009

conifers

“Things are looking up”
January 4th, 2009

ceviche

“Magic ceviche”
January 3rd, 2009

aerosoltuna

“Great for sandwiches on the run”
January 2nd, 2009

adonis

“I prefer cornrows”
January 1st, 2009

limbs

“Little Golden Birdhouse in Your Soul”
December 31st, 2008

readinglasses

“Clearly beloved”
December 30th, 2008

shadowrealm

“How may I assist your doom?”
December 29th, 2008

yellow

“FFFF00”
December 28th, 2008

micron

“He’s unstoppable.”
December 27th, 2008

scab

“Neosporin? Neos-boring!”
December 26th, 2008

christmas-kitty

“Love Your Kitty As Yourself”
December 25th, 2008

nightmares

“Bring them some figgy pudding.”
December 24th, 2008

carrot

The masses have voted the Möbius and Capgras syndromes to be equal awful. Thus, we can conclude that the ultimate disaster scenario would be to believe that your significant other has been replaced by an identical imposter who has a paralyzed face.

“Outmaneuvered”
December 23rd, 2008

curtis

“Call Me Israel”
December 21st, 2008

chewbones

“Classic Jason”
December 20th, 2008

ticklecontest

“Preferred Care Provider”
December 19th, 2008

lasagna

“Pizzaface”
December 18th, 2008

bling

“Universal Signs of Generosity”
December 17th, 2008

bleeding

“Sharp Cheddar”
December 16th, 2008

muscles

“Muscle Tension”
December 15th, 2008

hammered

“Then, dude got PLASTERED!”
December 14th, 2008

chooseyourown208522937

“Choose Your Own #21”
December 13th, 2008

“Brought to you by Tasty Wheat®”
December 12th, 2008

“This one’s off the clock.”
December 11th, 2008

“And what a shelf it was…”
December 10th, 2008

“Heedles in the Naystack”
December 9th, 2008

“The few. The proud.”
December 8th, 2008

“I own an island…”
December 7th, 2008

“10¢ Coconut”
December 6th, 2008

“What happens in Jersey, stays in Jersey.”
December 5th, 2008

“Two batters, both alike in dignity.”
December 4th, 2008

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