Choose Your Own #6

“Choose Your Own #6”
December 23rd, 2007

2 Responses to “Choose Your Own #6”

  1. A penny-wise/pound-foolish Santa discovered switching his vision plan to the tri-annual prescription option destroyed the hopes and beliefs of millions of once-adoring children, that Christmas of 2005.

  2. Wendy

    Santa had been thoroughly enjoying a new poem about himself by Clement Clarke Moore until he got to the part: “His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!” That did it.

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