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Pillow Talk

goosed

Divided We Make Pee Smell

This joke is full of holes.

Concentration

Lottle infrontoby.

The Calling

You can’t have both.

chips

Seedy neighborhood

gordy

Can’t see the forest for the feet.

afoot

No further appointments.

canopic

Share your peelings

peelings

Love is blind.

blinddate

Succumbing to Get You

supermarketsweep

I don’t mean to burst your bubble.

marts

Hehe

hey

Boot Call

boot-call

Leave it to beavers

dam

In all earnestness…

farewell

On the dot.

bingo

Feel the burn

facewash

It’s Beginning to Smell a lot like Chrism

chrism

Over the median

mean

Deez hand plows

digger

Let’s give him a hand

handily

Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 12

grandmasquish

It’s a stretch…

notpeckable

Right back atcha

boomerang

BRB

tobecontinued

Choose Your Own #31

chooseyourown

Cheney family picnic.

skeet

Chewing is up to you.

chopsticks

Rich with milk.

milkduds

Maybe it was an iguana.

cintus-suprimus

Answerest thou nothing?

pilates

She doesn’t lean.

trunk

She sure does.

eileen

The Opposition

apost

That’s a spicy waffle.

mustard

Easy as pie, which is actually really easy.

rocketsurgery

Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 10

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Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 9

charlie-grandma-8

Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 8

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Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 7

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See previous Treatloaves from the “Adventures of Charlie & Grandma” series ยป

He’s such an ass.

ass

Women and children first.

experiment

“I see!” Said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

eyeofthebeholden

Is your child a little angle?

fixthem

I’m allergic to bees.

eggfoolyoung

Cooling refreshing beverage.

dasani

Where we’re going, we don’t need cups.

kermie

Blessings

achu

Honey Nut Depressios

honey

Disoriented

occidentally

Animal beverages

milkofamnesia

Don’t be so velodromatic.

fixies

He can hold it.

cantholdit

Great Grandparents

notoneofus

Everybody Eats!

eats

Putridas Towers

hecalledtheshitpoop

He’s coming. He’s coming. He’s coming.

ohbaby

Spared No Expense

Spare No Expense

You shall not pass.

lordelrond

Mr. Peters’ Bad Decision

skirt

Alive

wearewatchingyou

Stand-up comedian.

dreyfussopus

The hills are alive with the sound of screaming.

goodmorning

I have a doctor friend who could help you.

vincenttwicevincenttwice

Have a cow.

bull

Bigfoot’s cousin.

bighand

See? PR.

cpk

Lice check on prune juice, Bob.

stiff

Assaults and batteries not included.

beginningofthebeguine

Hugh

manatee

Joe Tortoise

youcanrun

I drink your milkshake.

theplotthickens

Low pressure system.

sucks

Prey

laserbunny

Totally normal.

isthisnermal

Big turkeys.

like-a-big-turkey

You might fall and break your FEMA.

tropical-storm

Separate, and not equal.

whichisbest

On coming out of the closet.

outofthecloset

Cockapoo will do.

cockapoo

Those weren’t raisins.

notraisins

Animals do not make good pets.

kittykitty

It’ll take a minotaur too.

minotaurtwo

Leap Dud

doingitwrong

OMG SO DELICIOUS

sandwichofbliss

Is that change in your pants…?

yeswepants

She would like a quesadilla, though.

ham

I’m being tailed.

wag-off

You remind me of myself.

spittingimage

Beep.

hornswaggler

Teacher, what plane are you in?

goodmorningclass

Swelling with awesomeness.

thiswaytoawesome1

Love is in the air.

Love Bubbles

What did the priest say to his garden? “Lettuce Spray.”

cathy-sandwich

Now, rinse.

spitooine

Angles We Have Heard on High

angles-we-have-heard-on-high

Stations of the Fence

stations