Lampshade

“Lampshade”
December 17th, 2007

Ernest

Hey Treatloaf fans! Be sure to cast your vote on the all-new treatloaf.com. This week, the topic is “balanced breakfast.”

“Ernest”
December 16th, 2007

Gloria

“Gloria”
December 15th, 2007

Is

“Is”
December 14th, 2007

Bread

“Bread”
December 13th, 2007

Tick

“Hold still”
December 12th, 2007

Choose Your Own #5

“Choose Your Own #5”
December 11th, 2007

hairs

“Step 5”
December 10th, 2007

Portal

“Portal”
December 9th, 2007

fall down

“Weebles”
December 8th, 2007

forehead

“Forehead Hat”
December 7th, 2007

behind the couch

“Found”
December 6th, 2007

amber and kevin

“These Belong to Us”
December 5th, 2007

Pencil

“Pencil”
December 4th, 2007

Spectacles

“Spectacles”
December 3rd, 2007

Symmetrical

“Hair”
December 2nd, 2007

11

“Randy”
December 1st, 2007

options

“Options”
November 30th, 2007

where

“Sharon”
November 29th, 2007

radiant

“Radiant”
November 28th, 2007

Choose Your Own #4

I’m especially interested in what the guy in the pink shirt has to say….

“Choose Your Own #4”
November 27th, 2007

black

“Jim”
November 26th, 2007

top shelf

“Top Shelf”
November 25th, 2007

cuddle

“Cuddle”
November 24th, 2007

neighbors 1

The secret cache of clip art is arranged in such a way that sometimes the images are paired up in a way that’s too good to be haphazard. Here’s the first of a new series…

“Neighbors #1”
November 23rd, 2007

Maize

“Maize”
November 22nd, 2007

corn fritters

“Corn Fritters”
November 21st, 2007

Choose Your Own #3

So many possibilities…. There’s potential for subtext, subtlety, submersion, and sub sandwiches.

“Choose Your Own #3”
November 20th, 2007

pie chart

“Pie Chart”
November 19th, 2007

aspirin

“Aspirin”
November 18th, 2007

laughing computer

“Last Laugh”
November 17th, 2007

Threat

“Your Face Here”
November 16th, 2007

hovering appendages

“Hovering Appendages”
November 15th, 2007

Cassy

“Cassy”
November 14th, 2007

Choose Your Own #2

Treatloaf readers are geniuses! You guys came up with hilarious captions last week. I knit myself a humility cap, and have been wearing it ever since. This week, consider the ante upped.

“Choose Your Own #2”
November 13th, 2007

chocolate rectangle

“Chocolate Rectangles”
November 12th, 2007

Meet Again

“We Meet Again”
November 11th, 2007

Fr. Wonka

“Fr. Wonka”
November 10th, 2007

Dust

“Dust”
November 9th, 2007

Dry Cereal

“Dry Cereal”
November 8th, 2007

Yellow Beast

“Yellow Beast”
November 7th, 2007

Choose Your Own 1

Introducing new “Choose Your Own” Treatloaves. Some beautiful alternatives have been submitted as comments in the past, and I’ve got a whole pile of clip art that need captions but I can’t quite figure them out. Submit a caption for this image as a comment — it’ll be fun! Hurray!

“Choose Your Own #1”
November 6th, 2007

Blue Bin

“Blue Bin”
November 6th, 2007

peppermint & cloves

“Peppermint & Cloves”
November 5th, 2007

Mower

“Mower”
November 4th, 2007

Knee

“Talk to my knee”
November 3rd, 2007

Waffle

“Waffle”
November 2nd, 2007

sapphire

“Sapphire”
November 1st, 2007

timmy

“Timmy”
October 31st, 2007

id

“I.D.”
October 30th, 2007

gerald

“Gerald”
October 29th, 2007

following

“Following”
October 28th, 2007

fluffypuff

“Fluffypuff”
October 27th, 2007

calories

“Calories”
October 26th, 2007

birdhouse

“Birdhouse”
October 25th, 2007

apple fragrance

“Apple Fragrance”
October 24th, 2007

watched

“Watched”
October 23rd, 2007

slime

“Slime”
October 22nd, 2007

Puffy Cakes

“Puffy Cakes”
October 21st, 2007

nitwit

“Nitwit”
October 20th, 2007

jennifer

“Jennifer”
October 19th, 2007

electroscopic

“Electroscopic Lenses”
October 18th, 2007

charles

“Charles”
October 17th, 2007

ticket

“Ticket”
October 16th, 2007

orange juice

“Orange Juice”
October 15th, 2007

insulated

“Well-insulated”
October 14th, 2007

organic honesty

“Organic Honesty”
October 13th, 2007

Neil

“Neil”
October 12th, 2007

wolves

“Wolves”
October 11th, 2007

Taxi!

“Taxi!”
October 10th, 2007

fear of sand

“Fear of Sand”
October 9th, 2007

giant muffin

“Diane”
October 8th, 2007

leland

“Spilt Fried Egg”
October 7th, 2007

frankie

“$1 Kite”
October 5th, 2007

silence

“Silence!”
October 5th, 2007

Pius

“Pius High School”
October 4th, 2007

jeremy

“Jeremy”
October 3rd, 2007

jacob

“Jacob”
October 2nd, 2007

glenn

“Glenn”
October 1st, 2007

fertility beatle

“Giant Beetle of Fertility”
September 30th, 2007

eyelids

“Get off my eyelids!”
September 29th, 2007

eaglet

“Eaglet”
September 28th, 2007

The Steak of Knowledge

“The Steak of Knowledge”
September 26th, 2007

Ariel

“Ariel”
September 26th, 2007

Cletus

“Cletus”
September 25th, 2007

Gunshots

“An End to Violence”
September 24th, 2007

Justin

“Don’t pick.”
September 23rd, 2007

Misfits

“The Island of Misfit Body Parts”
September 22nd, 2007

oak

“Oak”
September 21st, 2007

Paul Pinkbeak

“Paul Pinkbeak”
September 20th, 2007

saved

“Saved”
September 19th, 2007

No gum during dinner.

“Not one bite.”
September 18th, 2007

audrey

“Audrey”
September 17th, 2007

perfume

“Perfume”
September 16th, 2007

fluffybun

“Fluffybun”
September 15th, 2007

blake

“Blake”
September 14th, 2007

Arthur

“Arthur”
September 13th, 2007

meatball

“Meatball”
September 12th, 2007

No More Crackers

“No More Crackers”
September 11th, 2007

Fullets

“Fullets”
September 10th, 2007