More than one way to blow a horn
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Alien
Update: the winner of the favorite word poll has been decided by a landslide. (More of a thick, craggy goopslide, actually.) Keep your eyes peeled for the treatloaf featuring the favorite.
Fresh poll: what’s at the end of a slip-and-slide of dreams?
Slow, deliberate motions.
Note to the masses: it’s a tie between “plop” and “kerplunk.” Both, as you very well know, are sounds that can be heard when dropping something. You might say they’re both “sounds of droppings.” Anyway, a tie is unacceptable. Please cast another vote….even if you’ve already cheated and voted thrice. The winner will be decided tomorrow at midnight.
Root beer should not be served with ice.
Why is the beach such a great place to eat? Because of all the sandwiches there. Coming in at three votes (one absentee ballot), the beach takes the prize. Feel free to continue enjoying that sandwich alone in a quiet room, whoever you are.
Next: which word sounds the funniest? The winning word will be featured in an upcoming Treatloaf. (You’ll have to look for it, because I’m not telling when or where or how.)
For those of you wondering why you sometimes can’t vote, you’ll find this is no longer an issue.
Ear
Winning a grand total of two votes, the best movie goes to “Jurassic Park.”
Cast your vote for the best place to eat a sandwich.
5-star Treatloaves
That’s right, folks. You can now rate every Treatloaf past, present and future. Think it’s hilarious? Five stars, baby. Scratching your head? One star mega-blast! It’s anonymous, free, high in fiber and carbon neutral! After a time, you’ll be able to look back and see which Treatloaf people think is the funniest. It’s all the excitement of voting, with no superdelegates!
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