Archive for the ‘Treatloaves’ Category

You know what they say about big hands…

Rhyme all the time

Tiny Grenades

And now my poor meatball…

Deductibles

Gotta have his pops.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Always Wear Goggles

Semi-automatic

Zero Hour

Squaw get firefood.

Inappropriate Clip Art Pairing #1

Holding It In

Mew

It’s warm and fuzzy.

Squirrels

Would you like to see a genetic anomaly?

Seminar You My Friend?

6.0 on the Love Scale

Regurgitation is cool

One a penny, two a penny

Sticky Situation

Se7en

I’m Going to Go Ahead and Open My Lunchbox

No Mercy

A Penny Saved is a Penny Spent

His Name Was Edward Johnston

Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 5

Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 4

Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 3

Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 2

Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 1

Algonquian Treat

The British are coming!

An accurate weather report

Annette Rolohat’s Bad Day

Our marriage is on thin ice

Mr. Happy Print

Firm Grip on Life

How Not To Itch

How to ruin a date

No room at the inn

Sacred laundry

For hair so healthy, it’s delicious.

Two reasons to smile

And then it hit me…

Toe Love

Houston, I Have a Problem

The Tossed Son

Good on the Cheeks

Helen’s Surprise

Blowout

A Beautiful Moment

Hot Buttered Noodles

Happy 1st Birthday!

Retrospective

Face Flaps

Smells Like Love

Almost

Audacity of Circulation

Good Vibrations

Have You Been Served?

Soggy Bottom Girls

Probably full of juice

Who’s the Jerk…?

Colorblind

Bedtime Stories for Freaks

For What It’s Worth

Silence of the Trans.

Vertically Stacked Chips

Mo’ Hair

Flickr

Suspended Disbelief

In Front of Grandma’s Mirror

Smarter Than Lightning

Don’t Look at Bunny

The definition of beauty.

Bovine, but not local.

Four out of four Treatloaf readers use an incandescent reading lamp more frequently than a toaster, vacuum, radio, electric blanket, or air conditioner.

How often do you brush your teeth?

A Sign of Happiness

Sanitary Spit Valves

Not Ronald

Exfoliation

Treatloaf readers prefer the taste of cherry medicine. But, which appliance do they use most?

How Carrie Won the Race

While you sleep

Precious Bodily Fluids

Rorschach Hoagie

Not even Billy Mitchell

Stinging Sensation

Update: Treatloaf readers have voted overwhelmingly against centipedes. No centipedes could be found for comment (not that I would have stuck around to ask for one, anyway. Those things are gross).

Next: Which flavor of medicine is best?

Matthew 6:3

If You’re Happy and You Know it, Febrile Convulse

An Unexpected Cephalopod

Indivisible

All My G’s

Sweet Nectar

Don’t Touch My Clams

Arm Bears

Grandma’s Surprise

Treatloaf readers are a sick and twisted bunch: the best ending for a slip-n-slide is……unsuspecting people. (Needless to say, I’ll always be sure I’m suspecting.)

Next: which insect would you least like to find on your arm?

Now with real* meat

Yeah, but where’s the shoe?

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