Boom goes the dynamite.
Archive for the ‘Treatloaves’ Category
Omninomnom
Announcement: 55% of Treatloaf readers are experiencing hair loss.
The question now is: do they make themselves laugh every day?
The originals.
In honor of 544 days of Treatloaf, here are the first of the first. The worst of the wurst. The burst of the thirst. (Treatloaf is part of a balanced breakfast.)
Or, “Large piece of weaponry.”
Winning by a narrow margin, Treatloaf readers prefer the original Kraft® Macaroni & Cheese Dinner over all other macaroni dinners. Annie’s came in a close second. Better next luck time, Annie.
X marks the deliciousness.
4 out of 10 Treatloaf readers don’t Twitter.
3 out of 10 do.
(The remaining 3 think I’m a twit for asking.)
Fun for the whole family
Sorry to deprive you of Treatloaves the past several days. I’ve been busy trying to figure out how to convert Twitters into Tweeters. Twick or Tweet.
Meat Battery
It’s a two-for-one special today, since you didn’t get your fix yesterday. Oh, and Treatloaf readers really, really, really want to go to Uranus. Like the other gas planets, Uranus has bands of clouds that blow around rapidly. But they are extremely faint, visible only with radical image enhancement of the Voyager 2 pictures (right). Recent observations with HST (left) show larger and more pronounced streaks. Further HST observations show even more activity. Uranus is no longer the bland boring planet that Voyager saw! It now seems clear that the differences are due to seasonal effects since the Sun is now at a lower Uranian latitude which may cause more pronounced day/night weather effects. By 2007 the Sun will be directly over Uranus’s equator.
Outmaneuvered
The masses have voted the Möbius and Capgras syndromes to be equal awful. Thus, we can conclude that the ultimate disaster scenario would be to believe that your significant other has been replaced by an identical imposter who has a paralyzed face.
Whales Shmales
Bonus treat alert! #53 from “Jokes & Riddles by Zack” (ca. 5th grade). Probably a Gary Larson ripoff (as many of them were), but possibly based on real life experiences.
Radiant
Treatloaf readers voted overwhelming in the previous poll. Apparently, the following image will scare the crap out of seven people.
