“Choose Your Own #31”
July 31st, 2009
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…and after the piranhas pick your bones clean, the police will have to use my sandals to identify the body and I’ll be home free!
The Adventures of Duffy and Bob.
“For crying out loud,” said Duffy Moon, “you can do it”. “If I can push you all the way here on a one-wheeled chair using only one arm, you can at least try it…just be yourself”.
“With a running start, I think we can make it out to that coral reef, don’t you?!”
In a final, demonstrative act before quitting his job at Camp Capable, Skylar Thompson pushed the last of the 23 disabled campers into the lake. His anger was misplaced, but the birds of prey were thankful.
“Yes, Fred, Mother’s in that water…”
Aaron you are a sick bastard.
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