“Choose Your Own #27”
May 12th, 2009

6 Responses to “Choose Your Own #27”

  1. Patrick O'Riley

    The miniature cave people were elated with Joyce’s offering and immediately brought it home to their new cave, a.k.a. Joyce’s mailbox.

  2. Jesse

    Although they revered Joyce as their god, they were weary of her magical adhesive tongue. Though the adhesive tongue seemed benevolent in and of itself, who knows what other powers someone with a sticky tongue may have.

  3. Alice always thought that Irwin Allen was full of shit until they showed up.

  4. David

    The Children of Israel and the parting of the Red Sea. Yeah, riiight! Moses sent them via U.S. Postal Service. I Hezekiah 89: 13 – 16.

  5. joeytractor

    You think I’m joking but I will totally feed you to that envelope licking giant you little shit!

  6. This is why we hunt mammoths and fall prey to saber-toothed tigers. And how can this be? Because she IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

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