Treatloaf

And what a shelf it was…

Heedles in the Naystack

The few. The proud.

I own an island…

10¢ Coconut

What happens in Jersey, stays in Jersey.

Two batters, both alike in dignity.

Squatters

Whales Shmales

Bonus treat alert! #53 from “Jokes & Riddles by Zack” (ca. 5th grade). Probably a Gary Larson ripoff (as many of them were), but possibly based on real life experiences.