Archive for December, 2008

Little Golden Birdhouse in Your Soul

limbs

Clearly beloved

readinglasses

How may I assist your doom?

shadowrealm

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yellow

He’s unstoppable.

micron

Neosporin? Neos-boring!

scab

Love Your Kitty As Yourself

christmas-kitty

Bring them some figgy pudding.

nightmares

Outmaneuvered

carrot

The masses have voted the Möbius and Capgras syndromes to be equal awful. Thus, we can conclude that the ultimate disaster scenario would be to believe that your significant other has been replaced by an identical imposter who has a paralyzed face.

Call Me Israel

curtis

Classic Jason

chewbones

Preferred Care Provider

ticklecontest

Pizzaface

lasagna

Universal Signs of Generosity

bling

Sharp Cheddar

bleeding

Muscle Tension

muscles

Then, dude got PLASTERED!

hammered

Choose Your Own #21

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This one’s off the clock.

And what a shelf it was…

Heedles in the Naystack

The few. The proud.

I own an island…

10¢ Coconut

What happens in Jersey, stays in Jersey.

Two batters, both alike in dignity.

Squatters

Whales Shmales

Bonus treat alert! #53 from “Jokes & Riddles by Zack” (ca. 5th grade). Probably a Gary Larson ripoff (as many of them were), but possibly based on real life experiences.