More than one way to blow a horn


Update: the winner of the favorite word poll has been decided by a landslide. (More of a thick, craggy goopslide, actually.) Keep your eyes peeled for the treatloaf featuring the favorite.
Fresh poll: what’s at the end of a slip-and-slide of dreams?

Note to the masses: it’s a tie between “plop” and “kerplunk.” Both, as you very well know, are sounds that can be heard when dropping something. You might say they’re both “sounds of droppings.” Anyway, a tie is unacceptable. Please cast another vote….even if you’ve already cheated and voted thrice. The winner will be decided tomorrow at midnight.