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Exfoliation

Treatloaf readers prefer the taste of cherry medicine. But, which appliance do they use most?

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Rorschach Hoagie

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Stinging Sensation

Update: Treatloaf readers have voted overwhelmingly against centipedes. No centipedes could be found for comment (not that I would have stuck around to ask for one, anyway. Those things are gross).

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Matthew 6:3

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